oh, ugh, no, don't make the hammer man journal, anything but that, it would be the worst thing ever, and CERTAINLY do not meme with me when you do, i would hate it

BUT YEAH ACTUALLY this is a project he would unironically dig. Sam if you hook him up with any of the following: job, workspace, resources, he will do this. EDIT: or actually even if not. this would probably sound very cool to him. let's throw you off a cliff my man