[ At some point during this explanation Kyle ends up finally taking a seat from across the table. Even with his almost ridiculously small bites he manages to finish an entire strawberry by the end of it, though that's not to say he let the overwhelming flavor distract him.

There's a long, thoughtful pause when the summary ends, Kyle's brow still pinched. ]

But you see, that title makes it sound like the janitors cause the apocalypse when the blame lands squarely on the mage. [ He frowns, but there's something like humor in the way he narrows his eyes. ] Necrotic Wizard Plague: The Handmaid's Gambit. [ A missed opportunity.

A beat, and he frowns, studying the other man dead seriously. ]

It's not actually a diary, right?