Oh I sure wish I was. My good ol' Pops thought it was better to disallow his children to have any experiences.

[He slurps, loudly, a spoonful of what is now obviously soup, and then clinks the spoon against the bowl after.] And before you ask, 'but Luci, how does a parent possibly control that', it's better if you don't.

[It's really anyone's guess if Sarcastic Mealtime Lucifer is better than Grouchy Mealtime Lucifer.] But it's not a problem now.