[ Hey! He's not at all filthy! He just had a bath! You saw him have a bath!
But he blinks at her horrified outburst, and then just starts laughing. ] Rapacious skank?! Oh, there's a new one. I'm going to have to remember that one. No one's ever called me 'rapacious' before. [ And he's not exactly certain what a skank is, but the meaning had been pretty clearly implied all the same. Unless you're referring to some strange cousin to a stripey smelly rodent and then he's going to have to object. Did you forget about the bath again? He doesn't see how you could have. He is still standing here before you wet and mostly naked. ]
I can get pants, if that's what you're so scandalized over. But the barracks rooms are just down the hall anyway. And I'm technically wearing more right now with a towel than I was when they dragged me out of that pool of water earlier so if you've a complaint, you might want to lodge it with our... hosts? Summoners? Very confused captors?
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But he blinks at her horrified outburst, and then just starts laughing. ] Rapacious skank?! Oh, there's a new one. I'm going to have to remember that one. No one's ever called me 'rapacious' before. [ And he's not exactly certain what a skank is, but the meaning had been pretty clearly implied all the same. Unless you're referring to some strange cousin to a stripey smelly rodent and then he's going to have to object. Did you forget about the bath again? He doesn't see how you could have. He is still standing here before you wet and mostly naked. ]
I can get pants, if that's what you're so scandalized over. But the barracks rooms are just down the hall anyway. And I'm technically wearing more right now with a towel than I was when they dragged me out of that pool of water earlier so if you've a complaint, you might want to lodge it with our... hosts? Summoners? Very confused captors?
Besides. Who bathes with pants on?