Obviously n-not! Do I look like a viking t-time traveller to you? [Wrong country, wrong era. Even in Solvynn-appropriate clothing she's still wearing glasses and bobby pins.] Even if th-there was someone they based the myths on, they'd just be a plain old human! Not a god. And that means they would have died thousands of years ago! There's no such thing as gods or magic, especially not the sort of crap everyone believed back then. Get a grip!
[She'd probably faint dead if she met Actual Thor. One magic day...
Her arms fold into a stubborn cross, her feet are squared and her mind is set. If he can't produce proof then his words are meaningless. She might as well be arguing with a tin can. His head's about as empty as one.]
I said your st-story was shitty. Not your life. M-Maybe if you stopped playing make-believe you could make something out of it.
[Pot, kettle. But she's coming to see the world more clearly now, and his fantasy is more absurd than any of hers. She can't stand when people don't take responsibility for themselves. At his age he ought to know better.]
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[She'd probably faint dead if she met Actual Thor. One magic day...
Her arms fold into a stubborn cross, her feet are squared and her mind is set. If he can't produce proof then his words are meaningless. She might as well be arguing with a tin can. His head's about as empty as one.]
I said your st-story was shitty. Not your life. M-Maybe if you stopped playing make-believe you could make something out of it.
[Pot, kettle. But she's coming to see the world more clearly now, and his fantasy is more absurd than any of hers. She can't stand when people don't take responsibility for themselves. At his age he ought to know better.]