I am delighted to say I have never found need to be a bandit in my life. I prefer "Hilda," either way.
[He smartly keeps to himself that "Glenda" sounds a bit like the name of a cleaning woman.]
Ah, well. Thank you. I am glad, as ever, to hear such appreciation of my craft. Though -- I can't say I'm not surprised to find Alucard is keeping secret friends on the side. How coy of him. [He has to rag on Alucard somehow] You have visited our offices, then? A shame this whole mess happened before we had real opportunity to use it for its intended purposes.
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[He smartly keeps to himself that "Glenda" sounds a bit like the name of a cleaning woman.]
Ah, well. Thank you. I am glad, as ever, to hear such appreciation of my craft. Though -- I can't say I'm not surprised to find Alucard is keeping secret friends on the side. How coy of him. [He has to rag on Alucard somehow] You have visited our offices, then? A shame this whole mess happened before we had real opportunity to use it for its intended purposes.