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Nero. ([personal profile] ofthesword) wrote in [community profile] abraxasooc 2023-05-10 04:50 am (UTC)

[Nero, inexplicably, looks almost sheepish for a moment.] You guys got a giant turtle?

[That sucks. Why didn't Solvunn get a turtle? Instead of the stupid, shitty, screaming shark? Turtles are way cooler. And the reason he's sheepish is remembering his whole plan for the shark had been punching it in the uvula, only for the fucking thing to sneeze him out like a wayward booger.

Nero helps the survivor down a little ledge of rock, pausing to turn back to Steve.

He huffs, too.]
Yeah. Surviving. S'what the Boy Scouts are all about, right?

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