I'm from Earth. For us, magic is the stuff of storybooks and stage shows.

[It feels incredibly weird to have to say that he's from "Earth." But he's talked to that many of the Summoned, at least.]

Unless they're looking for someone to make their cute animals or their liquor cabinets disappear, they've got the wrong hombre.

[Yeah, that's it. Keep insisting. Double down. There's no reason they'd want him. None at all.]

What about you? You some kind of magician or soldier?