“I got kidnapped by the Fantasy Amish who told they want me to fight for them in the war I didn’t ask to be part of—” he holds up a finger to add, “Not the first time that’s happened, by the way.”

A beat.

Then—

“The war part, not the Fantasy Amish. That’s new!” He sounds delighted about that part. Or maybe he just always sounds that… peppy? ? “Point is, being abducted makes a guy jumpy. Sue me.”