[ Honestly, even that subtle response in her disgusted expression is good enough for him, sating that dumb side of his brain that likes grossing people out or riling them up. The reasons of which would likely make a therapist's dreams come true, but that ain't happening any time soon. Or ever.

But it's probably for the best anyway that the kid never sees something like that, so we'll just move right along. ]

Yeah, it's a damned surprise to me too. [ It's an exchange between a kind of mean fifteen year old, and an asshole of a talking raccoon to be exact. ] You guys are pretty easy targets for whatever ... these higher powers want. And I bet you'd make great cannon fodder.