( Congratulations and greetings, it is he, captain socially oblivious himself, here to steal the crown and not even realize he's wearing it. On the bright side (or... maybe not), Jack seems both aware of the fact that he's unaware, and fully just does not care. Nary one single fuck given about it. Kanye shrug.
The follow-up inspires a soft ah. Yeah, no, that's... a way more sensible and obvious question. )
It's, um... kind of... both? It's something that sort of happened to me back home, or that I had no control over, but when I got here the Singularity amped it up, like, a thousand percent, and I started accidentally making all kinds of shit at random, which... could be really bad, like- one time I made a goose. I don't know if you've ever met a goose, but those things are fucking terrifying. They have teeth and dead eyes. So, I started taking lessons, and now I can do this--
( He holds up a cup of coffee. It wasn't in his hand, and then it was. There are no special effects, no magical glitter, no Harry Potter words or neat hand gestures. It's comedically underwhelming, but also... hot. Hot coffee. He offers the mug out. )
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The follow-up inspires a soft ah. Yeah, no, that's... a way more sensible and obvious question. )
It's, um... kind of... both? It's something that sort of happened to me back home, or that I had no control over, but when I got here the Singularity amped it up, like, a thousand percent, and I started accidentally making all kinds of shit at random, which... could be really bad, like- one time I made a goose. I don't know if you've ever met a goose, but those things are fucking terrifying. They have teeth and dead eyes. So, I started taking lessons, and now I can do this--
( He holds up a cup of coffee. It wasn't in his hand, and then it was. There are no special effects, no magical glitter, no Harry Potter words or neat hand gestures. It's comedically underwhelming, but also... hot. Hot coffee. He offers the mug out. )
Coffee?