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ROCKET. ([personal profile] respiting) wrote in [community profile] abraxasooc 2023-06-06 03:31 am (UTC)

no worries at all! 😌

[ Well, that's a thought. It also probably means these people are really, really screwed if they're relying on Rocket for anything that involves being ... nurturing.

Groot was an exception. Groot was family. ]


Oh, I like the way you think. [ Rocket chuckles.

Honestly though — take that up a notch and you'll get to the same line of thought that drives Rocket to stealing people's eyeballs and legs for fun. Because it's funny! It is! ]


I'm Rocket. [ So, yeah, the talking raccoon's definitely got a name. ] Well, Max, what do you say we both grow some mint in tomato patches? I was also thinkin' how funny it'd be if we transplanted some of these full-grown radishes in someone's pumpkin patch.

[ He sniggers. ]

No, seriously, imagine them thinking they'd been growing pumpkins this whole time? [ He works himself to full-blown laughter. ] And it's just these dumb radishes instead? Hahahahahaha!

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