[ Now she has to keep going and make something up, so she attempts to clear her throat and sound like a person who knows what she's talking about. ]

Well, there's very strict entry rules. One is uh, you must have a cloak. Obviously. I forget the rest, but I'm pretty sure if you're willing to own at least one, you're a nominee. But seriously, I do like that cloak a lot. Does the weather get awful here or do you just really love cloaks?

[ She doesn't ask in a way that sounds condescending. For all she knows, this woman really does love cloaks and has an amazing collection. ]