[ It's fine, totally fine. What does age matter when you've seen all the manmade horrors of the universe before puberty.
But does he want to try live food? ]
Uh, no. Not voluntarily.
[ Honestly, he was just being a wiseass. But he actually does wonder what the point of paying someone to bring you live food is if they aren't even seasoning it or anything—like, what's stopping you from plucking that worm out of the ground yourself for free? (The live stuff is always bugs. Why is it always bugs?)
But anyway... ]
Would you even know what to do if I started choking?
[ He's not doubting your ability to palm heel strike him in the solar plexus, Rocket, but rather that you would know to do that at all, considering he's human and you're... not. Do non-humans learn the Heimlich? ]
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But does he want to try live food? ]
Uh, no. Not voluntarily.
[ Honestly, he was just being a wiseass. But he actually does wonder what the point of paying someone to bring you live food is if they aren't even seasoning it or anything—like, what's stopping you from plucking that worm out of the ground yourself for free? (The live stuff is always bugs. Why is it always bugs?)
But anyway... ]
Would you even know what to do if I started choking?
[ He's not doubting your ability to palm heel strike him in the solar plexus, Rocket, but rather that you would know to do that at all, considering he's human and you're... not. Do non-humans learn the Heimlich? ]