( On this, they can 100% agree — there's nothing like eating a fucking ridiculous amount of gas station nachos after being transported through time or dimensions and being absolutely devastated by them. Also, Abraxas is super lacking in crappy junk food just in general. The gas station is but one of the few beacons where it can be obtained here. )

Oh, yeah, we totally have that. We also have Strega liquor if you wanna do, like, a margarita thing? It goes super well with the Red flavor if you can ignore the tequila-y-ness.

( He may or may not have indulged in the heat of a world-ending apocalypse or two. )