[ Yeah, yeah, sure. He gets that. Inclusivity is key. No sad bastard deserves to choke to death on a poison mushroom just 'cause he can't read.
He'll have questions about the shark later, but thankfully, Ed's missed seeing a walking shark around. Or more accurately, he saw the shark, figured he was hallucinating, and when he looked back the shark was gone and that was the end of that.
Ed looks up from the gravestone on the last page. Hm? A who? ]
What? Oh— [ He makes a broad gesture. ] We took over an inn. Thought we'd try something new, pick out some curtains, fix the porch. [ He's never had a porch to fix in his life. ] Then I went to sleep and woke up drowning and wet.
[ Not the first time, by the way, but it's not one of those fun experiences you wanna repeat. ]
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He'll have questions about the shark later, but thankfully, Ed's missed seeing a walking shark around. Or more accurately, he saw the shark, figured he was hallucinating, and when he looked back the shark was gone and that was the end of that.
Ed looks up from the gravestone on the last page. Hm? A who? ]
What? Oh— [ He makes a broad gesture. ] We took over an inn. Thought we'd try something new, pick out some curtains, fix the porch. [ He's never had a porch to fix in his life. ] Then I went to sleep and woke up drowning and wet.
[ Not the first time, by the way, but it's not one of those fun experiences you wanna repeat. ]