"I'm sure it has. I'm sure your uncle is a great guy." Wow, nope this guy was super crazy. Like book an appointment with Mr. D. crazy. That was a fun thought, thinking of the wine dude listening to this guy droning on about his Great Whatever, while the god popped a grape in his mouth like it was reality tv. And Titan? No that didn't make anything a whole lot better.

"Boiling Isles. Your world has a place called Boiling Isles. Do they boil?" He had too. Demigods. Sass. It was in their DNA.

"And flip flops are comfortable." And yes, he did flip flop all the way down to Tartarus, where he continued to flip and then flop all the way down some rocks. Would he still wear them? Absolutely.