[The five-finger discount is an extra special favorite of Harley's but incurring the wrath of the fleabags and the fang-gang all by her lonesome doesn't have the same ring to it. Some things worked much better in pairs.]

Well, ain't it my lucky day that you're not feeling normal. Life's short, let's have some fun while we're visiting and take it the grave. I won't tell if you don't.

So...

Where to first?

[There are a lot of stores around and a lot of wares to be picked over, perused, and put on. She's going to get her fill and then some, considering she'd been magic pool abducted without her consent. What's fair is fair after all.]