I glossed over the interesting parts but hypothetical is something that reference absolutely wasn't.

[Being able to come and go as she pleases without worrying about a ticker detonating in her cranium is also a great perk of this place. Sure, it lacks a certain propensity for stirring up trouble but that was already a huge boon in its favor.]

What about you gorgeous? Anything better here than back home or the reverse, I don't care. There's pros and cons to everything.