The face Ed makes when Zagreus pulls off his shirt is almost comical because of course this guy is built like someone's wet dream, all bulging muscles and perfect skin. It's just his luck to be standing next to him now, it's like being in one of those Charles Atlas ads.

"Well that was almost successful." He echoes back and rolls his eyes. "Let's think about this logically. WHY would a weed be screaming?"