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Jerry "Lucius Danger McGillicutty" Pascal ([personal profile] mathmetism) wrote in [community profile] abraxasooc 2024-03-31 08:52 am (UTC)

[ travis is having some kind of crisis, and that's fine, that's cool, he's in his feels. get it out, buddy, be like elsa and let it go, it's all part of the jerry pascal integrated natural disaster survival training and therapy experiment.

meanwhile, jerry swoops while screaming weee at the top of his lungs.

somehow, magically, against all odds and sense of reason, jerry survives clinging to the back of a goat like tom cruise trying to fly a fighter jet through a hurricane. the twister blows through the village, out into the surrounding fields, and finally dumps them down at the edge of a forest.

jerry sticks the landing by launching off his goat, sailing into travis's side, and using the (maybe) trice dead mutant to cushion his fall. ]


I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Totovis.

[ in the distance, a goat baas in agreement. ]

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