( even overly sarcastic there was a part of the comment that was helpful, or at least heather found it helpful if it had some truth to it )

That history sounds like it'd be useful for strangers.

( strangers felt a nicer way of putting it than what she'd heard them called. summoned. a slightly nicer tone than kidnapped but still saying they had no choice about it )

I'm disappointed there's no welcome pamphlet or a tour guide.

( adding her own sarcasm to the mix now )