No- Jerry, you don't have to do the voice. Everybody here talks normally.

( Please, please let him just head that off at the pass. They're going to be here for a very long time. He cannot listen to The Voice for more than six minutes without fully blacking out as a psychic self-defense mechanism. )

Anyway, it's called the Singularity, and it's, like... the source of all magic, or something, and it gives us powers every now and then, and also controls the weather, and might be the most powerful thing in this or any universe, maybe? I don't know, other people know the lore better than me, I haven't really studied it very much.

( Which, in hindsight, he probably should considering he's committed to staying here forever, but- )

I have so much I need to tell you, but- first- when did you even get here, dude?!