[It'd be more funny if Travis knew he wasn't the OG Travis, but he thinks it's a strange commiseration dark humor moment, anyway.
He steps boldly forward ahead of Jerry, shaking out his arms like he's preparing himself for... something. He might be stalling. He feels completely out of place without his camo and rifle. Doesn't know what to do with himself.
He holds up a finger but doesn't turn around.] Now, I'd just like to point out, this would be easier with my girls. [His dogs. His beagle and chihuahua, definitely goat shepherd dog material--though to be fair, their shrill small-dog barks might just be enough to rival the goat's weirder, alien screams.] But you can't stand down. Can't show weakness. [It is 100% likely he would try this no matter the animal involved.] They'll knock you flatter than the twister. We can do this. Just gotta walk 'em with confidence back the way we came.
[Only now he looks back at Jerry because where the fuck is providence.]
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[It'd be more funny if Travis knew he wasn't the OG Travis, but he thinks it's a strange commiseration dark humor moment, anyway.
He steps boldly forward ahead of Jerry, shaking out his arms like he's preparing himself for... something. He might be stalling. He feels completely out of place without his camo and rifle. Doesn't know what to do with himself.
He holds up a finger but doesn't turn around.] Now, I'd just like to point out, this would be easier with my girls. [His dogs. His beagle and chihuahua, definitely goat shepherd dog material--though to be fair, their shrill small-dog barks might just be enough to rival the goat's weirder, alien screams.] But you can't stand down. Can't show weakness. [It is 100% likely he would try this no matter the animal involved.] They'll knock you flatter than the twister. We can do this. Just gotta walk 'em with confidence back the way we came.
[Only now he looks back at Jerry because where the fuck is providence.]