[ Technically, it was Sylvain’s job to be the one stepped on while his squishier companions made their escape. He’d just typically counted Felix among them.
He’s pretty sure Felix wouldn’t appreciate that sentiment. ]
Why were you covering her escape? Where was Ferdinand? And Caspar? [ They should have been the ones in heavier armor. Why weren’t the tanks tanking?? ]
Trust me, it was terrifying. I’m pretty sure Hilda and I sat there for at least half an hour worrying for both their sanity. And then our own.
As for you, though… [ He pauses as if to consider this before snickering. ] I’ll give you fifteen seconds after he realizes you jumped houses. Thirty, maybe, if you distract him with the whole getting-stepped-on-by-a-dragon part.
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He’s pretty sure Felix wouldn’t appreciate that sentiment. ]
Why were you covering her escape? Where was Ferdinand? And Caspar? [ They should have been the ones in heavier armor. Why weren’t the tanks tanking?? ]
Trust me, it was terrifying. I’m pretty sure Hilda and I sat there for at least half an hour worrying for both their sanity. And then our own.
As for you, though… [ He pauses as if to consider this before snickering. ] I’ll give you fifteen seconds after he realizes you jumped houses. Thirty, maybe, if you distract him with the whole getting-stepped-on-by-a-dragon part.