[ so, on the way to the actual shrine, yuffie has been gathering wildflowers! she already has a bottle tucked under her arm of what appears to be wine, but she seems... incredibly bored by this. ]

Psst! Hey you.

[ she turns to the nearest person.... which happens to be you ]

So what's the scoop with all of this? You seriously buying this "god" thing?

[ she needs to get insta-zapped for this sacriledge ala phil in disney's hercules ]

[ right on the edge of the woods, yuffie is lounging about. she's gotten a giant shuriken in hand, and is just being casual ]

So, hey, you want a bodyguard? Or maaaaaybe just a hunter for hire?

[ she does a little twirl with the shuriken, giving you a bright grin ]

Well, say no more! The amazing Yuffie is here for you! And I'll even give ya a discount.

[ this is safe, probably ]

[ so the goats are at the races! ambling slowly.... getting distracted headbutting people. and chewing on things ]

Come on, you stupid goat, run!

[ which one is yuffie yelling at? it's a mystery. it seems like she's directing her energy yelling at... multiple of them? okay? ]

Man, I guess I should have actually bet on one of these.... [ she turns to you! ] Which one did ya bet on? Want me to hustle them?

[ hit me with anything! ]