( Begrudging as hell as he reaches for Sam's hand and gracefully hoists himself up. So far, so good — the horse hasn't bucked and he didn't look like an idiot on the way up. Guess they'll see how long this lasts. )
But if Tulip throws me off, I'm taking you down with me.
( Is he joking or is he serious? Let's hope they don't have to find out.
The only thing worse than having to ride a horse is having to ride it in the back seat, practically plastered to a guy's back. Somebody better be working on inventing cars around here. This is terrible. )
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Fine.
( Begrudging as hell as he reaches for Sam's hand and gracefully hoists himself up. So far, so good — the horse hasn't bucked and he didn't look like an idiot on the way up. Guess they'll see how long this lasts. )
But if Tulip throws me off, I'm taking you down with me.
( Is he joking or is he serious? Let's hope they don't have to find out.
The only thing worse than having to ride a horse is having to ride it in the back seat, practically plastered to a guy's back. Somebody better be working on inventing cars around here. This is terrible. )