( Fall off. Samuel. Can you sense the look he's shooting at the back of your head? )
I'm the Winter Soldier. I'm not gonna accidentally fall off a horse.
( And yet, spooky Mr. Winter Soldier is apparently disgruntled by the thought of getting thrown off a horse.
It's different. Shut up.
Besides, he could totally outrun the horse there. If... he wasn't so goddamn fatigued from getting pulled through the multiverse. Whatever, it'll wear off and he could still probably beat Sam there. He'll console his ego with this internally.
Anyway, more importantly — )
Sleeping off the food coma I got from your family's cooking. Using a million dollars worth of super serum to overcome the diabetes. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't nine months ago. I'm guessing this is another time travel thing?
( Add that to the ever-growing list of things he used to think were awesome in those scifi paperbacks he used to read, but have turned out to be unbelievably goddamn annoying in real life. )
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I'm the Winter Soldier. I'm not gonna accidentally fall off a horse.
( And yet, spooky Mr. Winter Soldier is apparently disgruntled by the thought of getting thrown off a horse.
It's different. Shut up.
Besides, he could totally outrun the horse there. If... he wasn't so goddamn fatigued from getting pulled through the multiverse. Whatever, it'll wear off and he could still probably beat Sam there. He'll console his ego with this internally.
Anyway, more importantly — )
Sleeping off the food coma I got from your family's cooking. Using a million dollars worth of super serum to overcome the diabetes. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't nine months ago. I'm guessing this is another time travel thing?
( Add that to the ever-growing list of things he used to think were awesome in those scifi paperbacks he used to read, but have turned out to be unbelievably goddamn annoying in real life. )