Sorry bud, you just don't have the requisite dad vibes to be a "mister ___" now that she knows your first name. Be thankful, at least she didn't slap you with a nickname like 'Gummy'.

"Yes, I did!" she confirms at once, sitting up a little straighter. "They yanked me right out of a fountain-- And I don't even understand how I got in there in the first place! They pulled me out, and then this mean old wizard guy seemed like he looked me up in some book or something... And apparently he didn't like whatever he found there, because he yelled at me a bunch before having me tossed me into this dungeon without any explanation!"