It's true, he is entirely lacking in dad energy. He does, however, exude 'exasperated brother' energy. It does not help him get any respect ever.

"Yeah, that sounds exactly like what happened with me." He's still trying to figure out how he could go from minding his own business to being pulled out of a fountain naked as the day he was born. Apollo did not appreciate any part of this journey one bit. "It sounds like they're doing a lot of that, from what I was able to gather. Pulling people from fountains, I mean."