Excuse me this haircut is fabulous. Even better than when I had it the frist time around. [he drags a hand through his curls]

I am going to write a one star review on someone's face when they're sleeping. Don't tempt me. [only do.. He gives her a smirk and taps a finger over his mouth]

The first part of this sort of scheme is being as obnoxious as possible so that they don't see coming what they ought to expect. Care to be an absolute bastard with me?